From Sheila Hanlon's blog on women's history. Gertrude: My dear Jane, what on Earth is that bicycle suit for? Jane: Why to wear, of course. Gertrude: But you haven't got a bicycle. Jane: No, but I've got a sewing machine. |
Monday, 30 September 2013
Way of the MILF - Losing Weight Tip # 3
Sunday, 29 September 2013
Pix of Pussies in Bed
Saturday, 21 September 2013
Way of the MILF - Losing Weight Tip # 2
The Stone Foundation |
Thursday, 19 September 2013
How to Comment Like an Anonymouse
Anonymice making a song and dance about things on Whatsit Galore. |
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Monday, 16 September 2013
Sunday, 15 September 2013
The Subject Position of Masculinity is Not Easy to Maintain
From NZ Men - lifestyle mag. |
Eh what? What did she say? Gah, she is being all Dr. Smith! Where is the
MILFy flirting?
'Kay, yah. This blogpost is about being a man, and whether that is hard
work and I suppose I do wonder, Why do men bother? And unfortunately, I think
it's because it's What Women Want (to answer Freud's infamous question).
Friday, 13 September 2013
Wednesday, 11 September 2013
Please Move That Vacuum From Your Thoughts to the Cleaner
BBC pic |
Well, dahlinks, a vacuum cleaner is like a beautiful car being operated (usually) by a beautiful woman.
Lacklustre Lakhi
Pic © Piglet |
The Sex Kitten's Clever Strategy
From Hot Games for Girls (not that hot, LOL.) |
When I was a little kitten there was a day I needed a new coat so I thought of this strategy. (It was not long after I had gone up to university, 'n for the first time I was having to manage my money myself.)
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
The Mobile MILF
From Wikipedia. |
Well, dahlinks. As you know from reading about my titanic
struggles with the wishy washy wiper water bottle, I do drive a black car.
Black is the new black! (Although to tell the truth, it was not I who selected
the black car but the Baron.) I feel at my most MILFy when driving the car, it
is all very Stacey’s Mom and that (wink). I drive along playing The Rolling
Stones. Yah, Mother’s Little Helper and Beast of Burden (wink).
Sunday, 8 September 2013
Friday, 6 September 2013
Sickeningly Sweet Kitten Pix
The kitten has been helping out around the house. (She's not as good as the cubs. Doesn't have the buns to shake.)
Here she is with Lakhi - as I type, they are running round the house after each other, leaping over the armchairs and bosting each other about in a manner which is pretty impressive for a cat who was recently operated on.
Here she is with Lakhi - as I type, they are running round the house after each other, leaping over the armchairs and bosting each other about in a manner which is pretty impressive for a cat who was recently operated on.
Thursday, 5 September 2013
MILF French Toast
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The Baron's Lunch is Sent Packing
Packed lunches. From post on my Anth Mum blog |
Yah, yah, that is very rational and sensible. Totally Enlightenment. And of course the reasons I was making the packed lunch were totally MILFy and nonsense. But the reason I gave it up in the end was not because I did not really have time. I am a Noodle Mom. I will cook food for anyone who wants it as long as there are hours in the day.
Wednesday, 4 September 2013
Latest on the Litter Prevention Programme
Whore and Child. (Oh, and laundry.) |
The Baron at Feeding Time
From Science Codex |
Back to Normal Chez MILF
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Tuesday, 3 September 2013
The Catalian Job
I acksherly was hoping to throw out that chair and make some space before the cats adopted it, grrr. |
This means she has been allowed NO food since 8 pm last night. You can only imagine the tortures experienced by a Noodle Mom forbidden to feed some hungry being. "It is for your own good! (sniff)"
Our new kitten is going in too, to be immunised. They get on very nicely together. When there were four rambunctious kittens, Lakhi often lay about at a higher level watching them in a weary way. Now there is just the one, she has remembered she is a young feisty feline and she hides behind the armchairs then leaps out on Eowyn, who springs up in the air with all her fluffy kitten fur standing up on end.
The Master and the Slave - MILF version
Demotivational poster |
Monday, 2 September 2013
The Baron
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