Best Breast Forward

Melons from MotherEarthNews

Well, darlings, the dear ole melons having arrived at the status of much beloved antiques, I was offered the statutory breast test to which all women over 50 are entitled in the UK. I wasn't quite sure what to expect so I thought I would write up what this entails for others who might be wondering.

(I have lost friends to cancer myself; this is just a light-hearted account of what happens in a breast test where nothing is likely to go wrong. So only Read More if you are not too bothered, LOL. More serious account of the breast test from NHS website here.)

The MILF's inner tubes ...

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A MILF's Best Friend

There it is! the little yellow bottle with the black cap. 

Please Move That Vacuum From Your Thoughts to the Cleaner

BBC pic

For Swiss Toni, a car is like a beautiful woman.

Well, dahlinks, a vacuum cleaner is like a beautiful car being operated (usually) by a beautiful woman.

The Saga of the Wishy Washy Wiper Water Bottle

From Tamara de Klusvrouw's
contact page. 

Or how I took my first step out of Stepford.

Sealing your sink

Naturally I pretend like I don't know one end of a box spanner from the other end of an adjustable spanner, cuz while I love leather, it is not very MILFy to be wearing a toolbelt.  But there are times when sisters have to do it for themselves (wink), especially if they live with a Baron who just says, "Yes, I will get round to it soon."