Cuteness alert! Kitten pix

Just a little update on the catzzz to keep you going. 

The Stranger on a Train, Oysters and Champagne

'Kay yah, I am sharing this story although (because?) it is very indiscreet of me! ROFLOL! But mainly cuz some of you kittens need to hear this - like you, sheablue. Some of you are going around, going, "I am so fat/thin/my legs are not good/my boobs are too small/big/shaped like aubergines". Well, let me tell you aubergines are damn sexy and can fit very nicely in the right kind of hand. You cubs can go and play, cuz I am sure you do not need your self confidence boosted. Wha-at? What is that? You also think you are too fat/thin/your arms are not muscley enough/whatever? Sheesh! OK, you can come and hear the story too but you must sit quietly and not push each other in that way that boyz do. 

Pussies Galore

This post is for Anna Nimas and for damppanties. Go on, dampy, you know you want a kitten! Say the word and I will pop one in a box and post it to you, LOL. 

Let us bake cake.

Sometimes it all gets so Stepford that the only thing to do is pull out the Empire red Kitchenaid cakemixer and go all Marie Antoinette for an hour or so. (These are for the cub scout jumble sale.) 

Life's a Beach

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Kitten update

'Kay y'all! I am just popping in after an ... interesting trip to London (<snerk>) to give you a bit of good news. 

The little black kitten is putting on weight, so I think it will be fine. It started out at about 70 grams. Put on 25 grams while I was away. Yesterday it was coming in at 130 grams and today has gone up to 140 grams. 

The others are too fat for me to bother weighing them, LOL. 

Yah, that is a set of Conran scales with pebble weights. If anyone has a spare 5 gram weight, gimme a shout as that teeny tiny one disappeared some time during the period I moved house four times in like two years  (with a baby tucked under my arm and my books carefully packed in boxes). 

More about the kitty cats

From Brasspaperclip

Acksherly some of this blogpost is going to be sad, so if you are prone to get your handkerchief out for regular viewings of Brief Encounter, give this one a skip. (I am mainly writing it to give some more info about the care of a new litter of kitty cats.)