MILF Holiday

Oh, I do love to be beside the seaside! Actually I do. Every year a friend kindly lets us use his caravan by the beach. I cannot reveal the location as the Welsh tourist board spend millions trying to persuade people that Wales is a land of sheep and green hills, solely in order that lots and lots of tourists don't rush to our beautiful beaches and coastal villages and make it as crowded as Cornwall. 

(Thanks to HP for Summer Holiday!)

'Kay, LOL, the caravan is not quite as basic as it sounds. It's a mobile home and not only is there gas, running water, etc etc; there is a four ring cooker, central heating and even Sky TV. One year we stayed in one caravan with a power shower - which made us all even less keen to go home as our shower at home is a little drippy thing. 

So-o-o, it is a home from home and holiday there for the MILF looks a bit like this. 

Um, have I got enough
crisps ....

As the iron here hardly ever gets
used, it works really well!

OK: rice balls, sandwiches, crisps, drinks ....

Look, I will carry either the kite or the bodyboard
as well as the picnic, the rug, the suntent ...
but not both

Yes, I will get the barbeque going. 

Yup, that's right, two kinds of sausage
on the go here. 

And there is always the washing up. 

LOL, it wasn't all like that of course. 

Here is the beach. It's much used by surfers, dogwalkers, horseriders, bodyboarders, runners, cyclists, kite-surfers, swimmers. There are lifeguards most of the day, so a piglet who is a reasonably good swimmer can safely be left to leap in the waves by herself in spite of the strong currents offshore. (Click here to donate to RNLI.) 

MILF picnic: 

No I have not yet finished The Iliad, but nearly!

MILF dinner: 

Jellyfish washed up by the tide: 

Shell for Piglet: 

Wild mare and foal on the moors: 

Rush hour on the moors: 

Sox for James: